April 5, 1856
5 April 1856
A TILT AT THE NEW SPRING BONNETS.
Editors are in league with the milliners—there is no doubt about that; a good—long—continuous—advertisement from them is a regular tongue-tyer to the editorial corps, who praise their most ridiculous inventions and importations, in the shape of bonnets; of which the new Spring hats are the most absurdly-absurd-absurdities.
In this state of things, and in view of the horrors the milliners are about to visit on us ladies, (I need not say us, for may I go barehead—I should say unbonnetted—before I mount one of them.) I hail with applause the following judicious and independent editorial comments upon this subject from the Sunday Times—which I trust were written on a week day. They are those of a man whose opinion has not been bought up by milliners' advertisements, and whose sentiments are mine to the letter. But to the extract:
Sir Pedestrian, did you happen to notice the perplexed ladies out in the avenues so jostlingly last Thursday? Then, by these tokens did you recognize milliner's opening day.
We have seen the hats. We abominate them. We pray for the extinction of the shapes. How long shall the Empress Eugenie rule American ladies? We saw yesterday the wife of a prominent Hindoo with one of these abomination hats on (we beg pardon, off,) her head. He cries "Americans must rule America;" and yet allows the Empress to rule his wife, who rules him! Mrs. Napoleon is a Spanish lady. Spanish ladies abominate hats. Mrs. N., when she became a French wife, made a compromise, and wore something like a cap at the back of her head, and exposed the whole front and top: forthwith all England and America imitate her. Mrs. N. is in a looked-for situation, and she wears hoops: forthwith the ladies, young and old, of America and England imitate the hoops, producing a philosophical anomaly, in most cases, of an effect without a cause!
When will the dear delightful "kiss-me-quicks" come back?—those saucy little bonnets, which gave the head shape—allowed us to see the neck, instead of its being hid by a curtain—gave a spirit to the spread of the shoulders, instead of hunching them—which covered the top of the head from rain and sun, and gave the face an expression of beauty—living Grecian beauty instead of making it appear as if the owner were being guillotined.
Well! we live in hope. When Eugenie gets her baby, and if it should turn out a girl, maybe she will feel like hiding her head. Then our ladies will do the same. As the fashions now go, bonnets are still off—so let the gentlemen in all gallantry try "Hats off!"
The only marvel to me is, how a man could write so sensibly, and so knowingly, on so top-knot-ty a subject!
Fanny Fern, "A Tilt at the New Spring Bonnets," The New-York Ledger (5 April 1856): 4
To cite this project:
Fanny Fern, "A Tilt at the New Spring Bonnets," Fanny Fern in The New York Ledger, Ed. Kevin McMullen (2018) http://fannyfern.org.